Lindsay Lohan is Hot
By
Stefan Lawrence
Alex is completely correct in his assertion that Lindsay Lohan is, in fact, ridiculously hot. This diagram here outlines several key pieces of evidence to that point.
1. Hot hair. Her hair is streaked IMPECCABLY with blond and red to highlight her already attractive auburn tresses. This makes her look both punky and well-groomed which, as we all know, is hot.
2. Slightly too short shirt reveals a tantalizing bit of Lindsay's hot hot midriff. Hot.
3. Good fake guitar-playing is always hot, and Lindsay pulls it off with aplomb. Girls with guitars, rocking out = hot.
4. Cargo pants on girls = HOLY CRAP THAT'S HOT.
5. Just a glimpse of her ankle and I react like it's 1805. Hot.
6. Busted-up Converse. The Yow Icing on the Hot Cake. Hot.
Of course, you don't need to take my word for it. Ask
Bascoe, who've been charting Lindsay Lohan's hotness for several years now. As you can see in this diagram, Lindsay's hotness has accumulated in amazing quantities around the Antarctic Circle.
Yes, yes, I hear all you geeks clamoring: "Okay, so she might be hot, but is she smart? I downloaded this vidcap from Freaky Friday and she got an F on her paper. That's not hot."
Now, I hear what you're saying. But if you'll recall from the film, the teacher in question who gave her the F had a grudge against her. You can read the full text of
her paper here and decide for yourself. Personally, I think it's not the BEST paper in the world, but man alive it is NOT worth an F.
In conclusion, Lindsay Lohan is ridiculously hot, just as Alex said.
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