(4-03-03)
The Farmer asks: Cows are funny. Why don't you have more cows in your shows?
Elephant Larry answers: Hey The Farmer, I believe by cows are funny, you meant cows are HILARIOUS. That's why we're fast-tracking our new Elephant Larry movie, "The Milk-Bots Meet the Cowboy Vampires." Here's a scene from what is sure to be this summer's biggest blockbuster:
DONNA: Oh Josh, I'm so scared of this giant castle.
JOSH: It's okay, Donna, we have our Milk-Bot with us.
MILK-BOT: Bzz. Bzz. Moo. Bzz.
DONNA: Oh thank goodness.
(SHERIFF DRACULA enters, riding on a giant bat.)
SHERIFF DRACULA: Howdy, y'all! I'm gonna suck your blood!
JOSH AND DONNA: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
MILK-BOT: Bzz. Moo. Bzz.
(MILK-BOT fires his milk rays at SHERIFF DRACULA, knocking him off the bat.)
SHERIFF DRACULA: Whoa there, pardner. Blah, blah, blah.
MILK-BOT: Bzz. Moo.
JOSH AND DONNA: AHHHHHH!!!!!
I don't want to jinx anything, but we're in serious negotiations to get Antonio Banderas to star as the Milk-Bot.
So anyway, The Farmer, I hope that answers your question...... OH WAIT! You said, MORE cows in our shows, not just cows in general. Yeah, we're doing an all-cow sketch show in June. We negotiated with an Off-Broadway theater to use their incredibly realistic farm set, and wrote a show where we all play cow characters. Jeff plays a cow named Goldberg, Stefan is Rogers, Geoff is Jenkins, Alex is The Chief Cow, and Chris is O'Cowley. It's gonna be great, info should be on the website soon!
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