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Archives: April, 2003

(4-29-03)
Dinosaur V asks: Hey Stefan, What do I have to say to get you to quote Jurassic 5?

Stefan answers: Interesting question, Dinosaur V. You know, the problem with getting me to quote Jurassic 5 is that, whereas I'm a big Jurassic 5 fan, as everybody should be, I don't really know their lyrics very well, despite what my bio might claim. So whereas I can contribute a few choice chestnuts like "It's the verbal Herman Munster, the word enhancer, sick of you phony mobsters controllin' the dance floor," the best thing you could say to me would be "Learn some quotable Jurassic 5 lyrics and get back to me in a couple of months."

(4-03-03)
The Farmer asks: Cows are funny. Why don't you have more cows in your shows?

Elephant Larry answers: Hey The Farmer, I believe by cows are funny, you meant cows are HILARIOUS. That's why we're fast-tracking our new Elephant Larry movie, "The Milk-Bots Meet the Cowboy Vampires." Here's a scene from what is sure to be this summer's biggest blockbuster:

DONNA: Oh Josh, I'm so scared of this giant castle.

JOSH: It's okay, Donna, we have our Milk-Bot with us.

MILK-BOT: Bzz. Bzz. Moo. Bzz.

DONNA: Oh thank goodness.

(SHERIFF DRACULA enters, riding on a giant bat.)

SHERIFF DRACULA: Howdy, y'all! I'm gonna suck your blood!

JOSH AND DONNA: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

MILK-BOT: Bzz. Moo. Bzz.

(MILK-BOT fires his milk rays at SHERIFF DRACULA, knocking him off the bat.)

SHERIFF DRACULA: Whoa there, pardner. Blah, blah, blah.

MILK-BOT: Bzz. Moo.

JOSH AND DONNA: AHHHHHH!!!!!

I don't want to jinx anything, but we're in serious negotiations to get Antonio Banderas to star as the Milk-Bot.

So anyway, The Farmer, I hope that answers your question...... OH WAIT! You said, MORE cows in our shows, not just cows in general. Yeah, we're doing an all-cow sketch show in June. We negotiated with an Off-Broadway theater to use their incredibly realistic farm set, and wrote a show where we all play cow characters. Jeff plays a cow named Goldberg, Stefan is Rogers, Geoff is Jenkins, Alex is The Chief Cow, and Chris is O'Cowley. It's gonna be great, info should be on the website soon!