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Archives: June, 2003

(6-24-03)
John McGoey asks: I'm just a little curious about something. Geoff is currently down two games in our ongoing stickball battle, and I'm afraid that it's going to affect the group. Can you guarantee that your next show will feature your signature top-notchish comedy even though one of your key members is falling apart both on and off the field?

Elephant Larry answers: Well John, it seems that young Mr. Haggerty has had a turn-around in his fortunes since you wrote us. This past weekend, he trounced the Fighting McGoey's 8-5 in a stickball game that can only be described as, "A stickball game that happened in our reality." Plus, he made sold out audiences roar with laughter at "A Tree Grows in Elephant Larry," a show that can only be described as, "a sketch comedy show with Geoff Haggerty in it, and some other people."
But best of all, he stole your girlfriend. That's right, John McGoey, remember your girlfriend? The one you take out to dinner and the movies, and kiss and hug almost all the time? Well, from now on, you'll be hugging and kissing yourself, because Geoff Haggerty is going out with your girlfriend. And they're in love, John. In love.

So in conclusion, I'd say that your little stickball games, as you first suggested, are much more than just fancy... They are gigantic karmic wheels, spinning between you and Geoff. If you do not win the next game... God knows what you'll lose next. Good luck, John. Your life depends on it.

(6-4-03)
Alan Schlessing asks: Who is David Watts and why is he a registered user of your forum? I can't quite see the point of the forum, since nobody seems to post on it. What gives?

Elephant Larry answers: Hi Alan! Thanks for your questions, but I'm a little confused... What forum? I looked all over our web page, and I didn't find a forum anywhere. So I did a google search for "elephant larry forum," but there were no matching documents returned.
I thought, while I was there, I could do a search for David Watts. So I did. I found out that David Watts is a web page designer from New Zealand, who is into sports, poetry, jazz, but first and foremost, a member of the British Parliament. My guess? He's on our forum because he does everything! This guy David Watts is so awesome, he can even been part of something that doesn't seem to exist.

So I hope that answers your question, "Alan." I still don't know exactly what you're talking about, but I think we all learned an important lesson about David Watts. And that, my friend, is a lesson well learned.