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Archives: July, 2004

(7-27-04)
Nick asks: I have two questions. The first one is: what did you guys major in at Cornell? The second one is: I went to your show last Friday night and I thought the video with the baby was just ridiculously funny (I was the guy rolling on the floor choking on my own spit); are you guys gonna put it on this website? If so, I would tell ALL my friends about it. No joke.

Elephant Larry answers: Awesome! Just what we need to kick off a new season of "Ask an Elephant!" A serious question!

Hey, I have an idea, let's write to a comedy site, but not give them an opportunity to do anything funny. Throw us a bone here, people!

Anyway... To answer your first question, here's what everybody majored in, as best I remember it:

  • Geoff majored in Children, or Childhood Development, or Developing Children... Something like that.

  • Stefan majored in English Language Studies

  • Chris majored in Adorable Cuteness, with a minor in Sweet Little Dimples

  • Jeff majored in... Music? Maybe?

  • Alex majored in Forgetting What Everyone's Majors Were, with a minor in Theater.
So there you go, hope that answers your question.

As for your OTHER question, the sketch you mentioned will be up on the website, as well as some other video from the show, as soon as the show is over this weekend (July 30 & 31).

If there are no computer problems over this weekend, you can look for a major video update to the website next Monday! Tell all your friends!


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