Pistoff asks: Hey Elephant Larry! How the goddamn cocksucking FUCK do I get off your fucking mailing list. I never even signed up for it, btw. Some asshole who I would shoot dead if I knew who put me on it. Seriously, it's worse than herpes...make your jokes all you want.. But NO MORE. TAKE ME OFF THE MOTHERFUCKER.

Elephant Larry answers: Personally, I'm a big fan of the Ask an Elephants that aren't wacky, with wacky zombie or animal themed questions. I like the ones where we actually get to answer a question, perhaps about the group, or about the website, or a show... Something like that.

So that's why I'm happy to answer Pistoff's question(s)! (By the way, are you French? Pistoff is a very French sounding last name, and I'd love to get some recommendations on French cheeses and wines.)

If you'd like to be removed from our mailing list, all you need to do is send an e-mail to info@elephantlarry.com, stating that you'd like to be removed. Jeff, our e-mail master, will take care of it. If, for some reason, you're still getting our mail, it's possible you may have gotten two different e-mails on the list, or accidentally added twice. Let us know, and we're still happy to take you off.

As for who added you to the list, I believe it was Alex. Since you took an improv class together, and hung out a lot.

[Alex awkwardly looks around, then gets shotgunned to death.]