'm not even a mug-buying maniac like Muggy Lawrence.

Why is Deluxe so good? Because they figured out how to introduce fresh ingredients and creative flavors into American diner cooking while still staying true to the diner ideal. They're a pancake-and-egg kind of place, but you can order buttermilk, sweet potato or buckwheat pancakes, and this Sunday, they had Santa Fe blue corn pancakes as a special.

When you order an orange juice, the Deluxe Town Diner will only give you fresh squeezed OJ. And it's a big ol' glass, and it doesn't cost four big ol' dollars like it does in most city diners.

Also, the Deluxe Town Diner is not sexist, like every other bastard diner. When you want to eat everything on the menu, you order the Colossal Hungry Person meal. Which four of us did. We got amazing pancakes, double-smoked bacon, fresh OJ, eggs, delicious herbed home fries and insanely good coffee for 11 dollars. I love the Deluxe Town Diner. And after much thought, I have decided to heed the suggestion of one of my EL cohorts and ask the Deluxe Town Diner to marry me since I love it so much.

So…

Deluxe Town Diner? I sure hope you're reading this because this song's for you!

MIDI Maestro! Hit it! [Ed note: Meaning, play the midi song file that should have loaded below that Jeff wrote and sing along with it. Thank you.]



Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm

D is for the way you Look so great!
E is for the Bacon on my plate!
L is really, really… such a tasty Mealy!
U is for the Fries that bring tears to my hungry eyes, and

X? I'll take mine over Easy, please! (X = eggs!! Get it???)
E is for the juice from Orange trees!
T's for mugs of Coffee
O's for Flapjacks sweet like toffee
W's for "Say you'll be my Bride!"

N's for how I dream of you all Day
D's for all the Checks I'll gladly pay
I's for Sweet potatoes
N's for Omelets with tomatoes
E is for the toast that's much more better than most other Toast, and

R is how I want to marry you-

Oop. I guess that's it for the song.

Um. Sorry, that was kind of abrupt. Well… Whaddaya say, Deluxe Town Diner? Will you make an honest man out of me?

You will? ALL RIGHT!!!!

Rating: I give the Deluxe Town Diner an enormous engagement ring with a big fat rock on it!

I'm so happy.


* Fun Fact! On a few occasions, Mary has stepped into the bear costume for "Sittin' On a Bear."
- Jeff Solomon Elephant Larry: Sketch Comedy